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US Air Force Humor! ->

"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. (P)=PROBLEM (S)=SOLUTION (P) Le... [ca造 ->]

In San Francisco ->

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show!... [ca造 ->]

Maths? ->

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...... [ca造 ->]

Anything you want! ->

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked ... [ca造 ->]

Penis holding ->

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted. "To get straight to the point,I know we are old and can no longer pleasure in sexual activity,but I was wondering ... [ca造 ->]

Diet for Stress ->

Diet for Stress How's your stress level? This should help. It is more than a diet, so read on... This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day. Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz.... [ca造 ->]

Miss Most ->

What do most women miss most about being single? Having sex!... [ca造 ->]

Roadkill again? ->

Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars.... [ca造 ->]

Buckwheat and Darla ->

Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb". The teacher says, "very good, now use it in a sentence." She says "Buckwheat is dumb" Now spell "stupid". Darla says "s-t-u-p-... [ca造 ->]

Building the Ark ->

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind ofliving thing on the planet.... [ca造 ->]

Good Girls - Bad Girls ->

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother. Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don't wear any... [ca造 ->]

I'd Love To But... ->

Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend: I'D LOVE TO BUT... ... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. ... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. ... I have to a... [ca造 ->]

Guide to buy a man gifts! ->

Rules for Buying Gifts for Men Rule #1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one know... [ca造 ->]

Children's worst book titles! ->

You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly! Getting More Chocolate on Your Face Where Would You Like to Be Buried? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her The Attention Deficit Dis... [ca造 ->]

Blonde quickies 101-120 ->

101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. 102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And you thought blondes were dumb. 103. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" 104. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fa... [ca造 ->]