Losowe angielskie dowcipy

Why 40 Years of Sex Life ->

It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was horrified. "Only twenty years of normal sex life?" but the Lord was very adamant that was all man could have. Then the L... [ca造 ->]

Dumb Part ->

What's the dumbest part of a man's body? His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.... [ca造 ->]

Siamese Twins in England ->

Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could drive.... [ca造 ->]

Hillary and Bill again! ->

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity g... [ca造 ->]

The pop machine ->

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and... [ca造 ->]

yo momma so stupid ->

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi's.... [ca造 ->]

Why, How, and Ifs? ->

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachut... [ca造 ->]

Bart at the chalkboard! ->

The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on the chalkboard. Here are the collected writings of Bart Simpson from the opening credits. I will not carve gods. I will not spank others. ... [ca造 ->]

Short Lawyer Jokes II ->

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a gui... [ca造 ->]

Really, really rude! ->

What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home? Sucks down a cold one!... [ca造 ->]

How to cut off a blonde's ears ->

To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question. Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."... [ca造 ->]

Clinton Bumper Stickers ->

One More Whore And We Get Gore HONK! If you had sex with the President Kennedy = Camelot Clinton = Lie-a-lot Clinton: We forgive you . . .Now Resign! Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency Adultery is NOT a family value Does character matt... [ca造 ->]

To Buxom Waitress ->

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)? A: "'Debbie'. . . that's cute. What did you name the other one?"... [ca造 ->]

HillBilly Memories ->

There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his boss. He saw an old man sitting outside a local store and went over to begin the interview. "Sir, I a... [ca造 ->]

Skydiving ->

Why do girls have to where a cup when they skydive? So they dont whistle!... [ca造 ->]