Jokes / For Kids

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Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore ->

-How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck. -Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box. -Why do elephants have wrinkles? Because they are so hard to iron. -... [ca造 ->]

Halloween funnies for kids! ->

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? A. They're afraid of flying off the handle! Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A. Dayscare centers. Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A. His ghoul friend. ... [ca造 ->]

Pierced ears for pirates ->

How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer!... [ca造 ->]

Why did the boy... ->

Why did the boy take a ladder to school? It was a high school.... [ca造 ->]

Why did the fish blush? ->

Why did the fish Blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom.... [ca造 ->]

Why did the... ->

Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff? A. He didn't see the Ewe turn!... [ca造 ->]

Why is 6 scared of 7 ? ->

Why is 6 scared of 7 ? Because 7 ate nine!... [ca造 ->]

Will you rember me?? ->

Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"... [ca造 ->]

Witch ->

What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't know? A sand-witch!... [ca造 ->]

Yogi Bear ->

Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear? A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.... [ca造 ->]

Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore ->

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrie... [ca造 ->]

Throw Up! ->

Knock Knock. Who's there? Stan Stan who? Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!... [ca造 ->]

The lady and her house ->

A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and heard a crash, instantly she died of shock. What kind of house did she live in? A LIGHTHOUSE!!!... [ca造 ->]

The Boy Who Thinks He's A Chicken ->

Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on? Girl: About a year. Doctor: Wow! Why didn't you tell me sooner? Girl: Because we needed the eggs!... [ca造 ->]

Orange and Banana ->

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!... [ca造 ->]