Jokes / Political

Strony: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |

Another Clinton Joke... ->

Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The nation!... [ca造 ->]

Cold Politics ->

It was so cold outside, I saw a politicain that had his hands in his OWN pockets.... [ca造 ->]

Congressional Question? ->

If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?... [ca造 ->]

Gov't ->

Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!... [ca造 ->]

Iraqi Pilots ->

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off!... [ca造 ->]

Kennedys, light bulbs ->

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!... [ca造 ->]

Mattresses ->

At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discounted every Presidents Day.... [ca造 ->]

Name a... ->

Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock. A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.... [ca造 ->]

No drinking in April ->

You should "never" drink during tax season. "You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!"... [ca造 ->]

President "online" ->

What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter... [ca造 ->]

Two Meaningless Words ->

Q: Name two words that have no meaning. A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.... [ca造 ->]

AMERICA: Passing the Blame ->

We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame others for our own problems. Here's a small list... If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she's ho... [ca造 ->]

Bill Clinton Top10... ->

From David Letterman and the Late Show... Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn't Give A Damn 10. Called Russia asking if they need a new spy 9. When people whisper, "Your fly is open," he says, "Yeah, I know" 8. Shoplifts at will, gives finger to... [ca造 ->]

Clinton Bumper Stickers ->

Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area: HONK! If you had sex with the President Clinton: We forgive you...Now Resign! Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency Adultery IS NOT a family value Does ch... [ca造 ->]

Clinton movie titles... ->

Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie: Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The... [ca造 ->]