Jokes / Computer

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Bill Gates' Wedding Night ->

What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night? "Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"... [ca³y ->]

Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe... ->

Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis: 10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. 9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's... [ca³y ->]

Technological Doctor ->

One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a samp... [ca³y ->]

New Computer Virus ->

Did you hear about the new computer virus? It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus". Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!... [ca³y ->]

Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS) ->

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as - "Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS). Next Monday, there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS... [ca³y ->]

Guide to Safe Fax ->

Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX? A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE M... [ca³y ->]

Email Like Penis ->

WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENIS Some folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong. Those who don't... [ca³y ->]

Ebonics Version of Windows '98 ->

Ebonics Version of Windows '98 Debuts! Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window." It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting users. There are numerous di... [ca³y ->]

Cybersex Discussion ->

Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? ... [ca³y ->]

Computers - Male or Female ->

Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC be? Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male. They have a lot of data, but they're... [ca³y ->]

3 times a virgin. ->

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I mar... [ca³y ->]