Jokes / Criticism
Alot Alike ->
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike? A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.... [ca³y ->]
Knights of Columbus and Shriners ->
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone!... [ca³y ->]
What's the diff... ->
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.... [ca³y ->]
We've been robbed! ->
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything. A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're rui... [ca³y ->]
Together At Last ->
Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a mourner keeps repeating, "At last they're together. At last they're together." A mourner whispers, "Why are you making such a tumult? She was a tram... [ca³y ->]
The farmer's wife ->
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows." He grabs her butt and says, "If this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens." The wife grabs the farmer... [ca³y ->]
Small Penis ->
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens h... [ca³y ->]
Royal Penis Comparison ->
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis. The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish p... [ca³y ->]
Rejected Hallmark Cards ->
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry. You had your bladder rem... [ca³y ->]
Punkrocker's Hair ->
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The punkrocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings. When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says "What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever d... [ca³y ->]
My Montana Diary ->
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see the snow covering them. Oct. 14 Montana is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of ... [ca³y ->]
List of Funny Insults! ->
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? You'd make a lovely corpse! I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? Why do you sit there looking like an envelope wit... [ca³y ->]
Put-Downs ->
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you! Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one! Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough. A man's got to do what a man's g... [ca³y ->]
Put-downs Galore! ->
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. A room temperature IQ. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordina... [ca³y ->]
Real Statements Car Owners Make ->
The Statements Car Owners are Really Making Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX - I am impotent Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Av... [ca³y ->]