Jokes / Doctors
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Cut by a Razor ->
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade? She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift!... [ca造 ->]
Food for Thought ->
Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out." Doctor: That's easy. Eat shit!... [ca造 ->]
Geneologist ->
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.... [ca造 ->]
Geriatric Gynecologist ->
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist? A spreader of old wives' tales!... [ca造 ->]
Keep fit... die healthy ->
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? They both have wet noses!... [ca造 ->]
The Difference Is ->
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist? A hematologist pricks your finger.... [ca造 ->]
Tired gynocologist ->
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home? I'm Bushed!... [ca造 ->]
Until Twelve ->
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!... [ca造 ->]
Where's My Pen ->
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole has my pen!!!"... [ca造 ->]
You Have VD ->
What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you!... [ca造 ->]
2 Docs on a Date ->
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads... [ca造 ->]
A Tool ->
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.... [ca造 ->]
Absentminded Doc! ->
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear? In a wild motion he grabs for the... [ca造 ->]
Adjust the Chair ->
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. "Aha, cavity! I'll have to drill this one out!" says the dentist. "Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady. "In that case, let me a... [ca造 ->]
Befits of Obesity ->
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by thin people, has uncovered justification for their own masochistic obsessive-compulsive, fun-killing anal retentative lifestyles. One of the great problems with r... [ca造 ->]