Jokes / Ethnic

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Black Jokes... ->

How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball! What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit! What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.... [ca造 ->]

Ebonics 101 ->

Welcome to EBONICS 101 Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar... "Damn- that shit is DOPE!" That is a wonderful concept/object/action. "Can't FADE that." I am unable to comprehend or as... [ca造 ->]

Ebonics As a Second Language ->

A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS OAKLAND HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THEY TEACH EBONICS AS A SECOND LANGUAGE. LAST WEEK HE WAS GIVEN AN EASY HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PUT EACH OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS IN A SENTENCE.... [ca造 ->]

Light Bulb Jokes Galore! ->

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness! Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis. Q: How many Russian lead... [ca造 ->]

Simple Chinese ->

Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrement Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep together Ai Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee table Fat Ho---------------------An unattractive woman Ar U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberat... [ca造 ->]

The Scottsman! ->

What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones? A member of the Rolling Stones says, "Hey you! Get off my cloud!" The Scot says, "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"... [ca造 ->]

Sprinklers ->

Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist? Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic....spic....spic....nigga...nigga...nigga...nigga.........chink!... [ca造 ->]

Redneck ->

How do you circumsize a redneck? You kick his sister in the chin!... [ca造 ->]

Polish Women and Vibrators ->

Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators? A. It chips their teeth.... [ca造 ->]

Polish Wedding Night ->

What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night? A last name.... [ca造 ->]

Polak Puts Ice In Condom ->

Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.... [ca造 ->]

Polak Crossed The Road ->

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road? A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.... [ca造 ->]

Newfie fun ->

What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit... Answer... The Bucket... [ca造 ->]

Money On the Side ->

What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon? He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.... [ca造 ->]

Jewish Girl ->

Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm? A. She drops her nail file.... [ca造 ->]